Footloose and Fancy Free

smitethepatriarchy:

widebooty:

LOL JESUS

100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+.

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

goddamnitjenny:

"hearts aflame" is definitely my favorite lipstick from #MAC’s novel romance collection. completely obsessed.

goddamnitjenny:

"hearts aflame" is definitely my favorite lipstick from #MAC’s novel romance collection. completely obsessed.

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND
unexplored-girl:

lmao, best quote ever haha

unexplored-girl:

lmao, best quote ever haha